FORGET THE G-STRING: C-STRING IS HERE!!!

Is this the underwear of the future or just a bit odd?
Because frankly, it looks like someone just found another use for a headband.
Enter the 'C-String', "a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie" as one of the vendor describes it.

Its the front of a thong-style pair of pants connected to a wire that tucks between the wearer's bum cheeks

It also looks a bit like an eye patch. Or a jock strap. Or a shoehorn.